Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Dear Furkids...

Dear Furkids,

This is an apology letter from your human.  I wanted to let you know how sorry I am that Scott and I had to work late today.  So late in fact that I felt the need to rearrange the office to accommodate you.  I am sorry that we had to leave you for so long.


Secondly, thank you for making me aware of the insides of an expensive dog bed.  I must say that for the first time in  my life I realized just how much stuffing they fit into those things.  I didn't know that a small 2 foot by 2 foot dog bed could create the largest amount of blue fuzz known to man.  Thank you for making me so aware.




I also want to apologize to you in advance for not purchasing another dog bed.  I hope you understand why you must now sleep on the cold, hard wood floors.  You see, dog beds are expensive.  And beyond the money issue, they are apparently full of an insane amount of blue fuzz.  I am no longer willing to own one of those items.  I apologize for your inconvenience.

I am sorry that I expected you to be more like "Lassie".  Thank you for reminding me that you are more like "Marley".  I appreciate your honesty.  Next time we have an honest moment I would like to make a request.  Please leave out the blue fuzz!

Love,
Your human, Elizabeth

P.S.  Thank you for attempting to look guilty while I was the one who neglected to be home on time.  I appreciate your efforts.


Sunday, January 10, 2010

Three sisters. Three last names.

Remember this post?

And now I give you my second fabulous excuse for not blogging:













 






Congratulations to Carrie Rae Shelburne Thornton!

Three Shelburne sisters.  Three last names.

Two states.  Two weddings.  Two husbands.

One year.  One fantastic family!  One camera full of sweet memories.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Oh sweet blog...I've neglected you so!

I have not been blogging.  It's my husband's fault.  Really.  It is.

You see he likes to lay around.  A LOT.  A whole lotta lot actually.  His job is fast paced and busy so when the evenings and weekends hit - he's quite the couch rock potato.

  And then there's this sweet warm husband just laying there.  And he's just laying there with a puppy or two and I'm just not gonna go anywhere near that icy cold and lonely computer room.

So, I've got excuses.  A lot of them too I just might add.

But I am here.  For the 5 readers or so that I have I am here.  I will update.  I promise I will.  So please quit calling me.  (Actually, you've texted, but it just doesn't whine like a call, so I thought I would take a creative liberty and just say that...ahem...)  And if you didn't call to complain that I am neglecting you and your reading time, I know you meant to.

So I'm back sweet blog.  And I have things to say  type!  Later though.  There's this husband.  And this comfy couch.  And a sweet puppy (or three.)


Actually, the dogs are not even allowed on the couch...My inner Martha Stewart and and my inner Caesar Milan are constantly at war with each other.   Is that even normal?!





Sunday, October 18, 2009

He makes me laugh

My husband was sent for dog food since we were out.  I am very particular about what my animals eat.  Remember this post?  So Scott knows exactly what to come home with.  Purina One Lamb & Rice Adult dog food.  For me, working with animals and all...it's really easy to remember.

I realized today that Scott could not tell you what the dogs eat, but he can point at it.  He didn't know what the food was called, he simply knew what the bag looked like.  Or rather what the dog on the bag looks like.

"I just get the red bag of food with the 'African-American Lilly' on it."

What?  Oh!

Our Lilly:







Our chosen dog food:

Oh my love...you crack me up!

Do you hear wedding bells?

First we decorated...















 










And then we set out some food...



















And some ladies - both family and friends - gathered round....










All because my beautiful sister got one of these..




And that was reason for us to celebrate!




Congratulations to the bride-to-be!












 


We love you so much!

Friday, October 16, 2009

What a nose wants...

You can have the sweetest house and the cutest decor, but if your carpet smells like cat pee, it's all over

When I am exhausted from the day and walking in the door I am capable of many things.  I can relax next to the overwhelming pile o' laundry.  I can ignore the dishes in the sink.  Dust on all the furniture can wait.  Nothing in the fridge?  A glass of water will do.  But I cannot, simply will not, most assuredly, do not stand stinky!

Candles take too long to catch up.  Plug-ins smell great, but for me they simply mix in with the smell du jour. Scented garbage bags?  Umm, a joke in my opinion.  The fan above the stove...not helping!  Commercial carpet cleaning solution works for stains but not smelly.

"Ahh, is that lilac, fresh linen and rotten banana peel?  Did you not take out the trash?"

And for my house with umpteen animals, an open box of baking soda is quite frankly a joke.  I do not have room to open a dresser-size-box-of-baking-soda to combat all the smelly that can happen within my walls.

I have a lot of animals, but I don't want a visitor's sense of smell to tell them that before they even are greeted by a cold, wet nose.  If I walk in dead tired and smell --insert stinky scent here--then it's up and at 'em to clean whatever the offending scent may be.

So having a litter box and three perfectly housebroken dogs under the age of two in my house has transformed me and my sensitive nose to be a smell expert.  Well, expert might be a stretch, but I have got the scent thing pretty much mastered. 

First stop on the stink war, vinegar.  Vinegar can do a thousand things...literally.  See?  But for me, the problem with vinegar is that well, it stinks!  And cleaning stinky with stinky is just not what this girl (or her nose) wants.  And cleaning with baking soda?  Not nearly as smelly as its vinegar counter part, but the two of them just don't have a great scent...

After many trials and errors my favorite cleaning solution is as follows:


Magic Solution:
  • 1/2 cup of water **
  • 1/2 cup of a really fantastic liquid soap
  • 1 & 2/3 cups of baking soda
  • 2 tablespoons of white vinegar.  (You must add the vinegar last because adding vinegar directly to the soap will cause the soap to be spoiled. And that my friend is another post entirely!)
  • Then add your favorite essential oil until your nose is no longer offended.  (A couple of drops goes a very long way.)
  • **Add as much water as you need to make this solution easily pour into a clean spray bottle and easily spray out.  It depends on what brands of items you buy so it can vary just a little.
This works.  It's cheap!  It's green.  It's not poisonous.  It won't leave a residue (making dust stick to whatever you are cleaning causing you to clean more...bad cycle...) 

And if your pet pees on carpet -
  • Run like you are on a gameshow to get a rag or papertowels.
  • Blot like crazy while you are scolding the tar out of them.
  • Unscrew the bottle of your "Magic Solution"
  • Saturate the area and leave it.
When it dries, you will not smell the urine. 

Ahhhhhhh! 

Smell that?

No?

Success smells sweet!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

To hit or miss, now that is today's question.








While driving, do you ever swerve to miss a paper bag because there might be kittens inside?  Do you ever think about stuff like that?