Friday, September 18, 2009

Hmm

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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Happy Friday!

Who dunnit?

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While on the phone with comcast cable trying to explain that we did not order the porns that we were charged ($10.00 each!) for...

Us: "We have just moved here and the date that the porns were ordered, we had not yet even set up a television!"

Them: "I'm sorry but there is simply no way we can remove those movies from your bill. If we do that for one person, then we must continue to do so each time someone swears that they did not order the adult films."

Us: "But I am 120% sure that no one in my household ordered this when we did not have a television!"

Them: "Every once in a while wires are crossed and your neighbors' selections can wind up on your bill. I can send a technician out to check this for you."

Us: "That would be great. We refuse to pay for another movie that we did not order. I don't care if it is Free Willy or Look at my Willy, we will shut off Comcast!"

Them: "I understand, we do not want to lose a customer. We will try to make sure this does not occur!"

And meanwhile someone on our street is doing the I-got-to-watch-dirty-movies-for-free dance!

Sigh...

Fall is in the air

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Last weekend Scott and I attended a beautiful and elegant fall wedding.


Crisp green apples,
live monarch butterflies,
chrysanthemums,
brown and orange dresses,
and a beautiful outdoor shrine,
made me feel super pumped about the upcoming fall season.









So beautiful.

Congratulations to the new couple!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Before, During and After

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Before



During






After


Tuesday, September 8, 2009

My mother told me to pick the very best one...

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I painted my kitchen. I painted my living room. I painted my bedroom.

What color should our plain jane white white white bathroom be?

Suggestions? What color is your bathroom?


Help!

Dog Days of Summer are nearly gone...

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Fast foward!

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I was teaching Sunday school a few months ago and had planned to watch a video with my four year old group. When I pulled out the VHS, it needed to be rewound. I popped in the cassette, hit the rewind button and the whirring began. The children stared at me, waiting.

"Miss Elizabeth, push play!"

"I will as soon as it stops rewinding."

"What's reewhining?"

What?!?!?

In the land of instant communication and DVD's and CD's, I realized this new generation was not used to waiting for well, anything.

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Well my life feels like it has been in fast forward the greater part of this year. So this post is to rewind time back so that I can fast foward you to the present.

So recapping we go...

Ready?

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It began with this lovely, sun glassed boy.


Hi Scott!

Scott is my outdoor country boy who stole my heart. Last year found us doing pretty much everything you can imagine. He taught me how to lose touch with my city self.




Fast forward one year later.

Wedding Rehearsal:

Here is my beautiful niece displaying her flower girl skills.


Good food with great friends.


The Scotts with baby Annabelle who would be born just one month later.


Spending time with my family to be...


Then our big day!










We left the night of our wedding to head to the airport. From there we flew the next morning to catch our cruise ship and sail to the Bahamas.






Just after unpacking and getting back into a routine, the house hunting began. We soon found what would become our first real home.



So we moved all in. Boxes, boxes, boxes and more boxes.

Scott and I plus our furry friends are very, very tired.


And more to come! Stay tuned...

 
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