Man vs. Man's Best Friend

Scott: “Do you remember me saying goodbye to you this morning?”

Me: “No. I didn’t wake up until after you left. Why?”

S: “I kissed you on the head and told you bye. You said, ‘Bye’ And didn’t move.
Then I put Cooper [the puppy] on the bed."

Me: “Okay.”

S: “You rolled over and grabbed him. Said, ‘hi! Coop-a-loop’ kissed him and snuggled in!”

Me: Smiling, “I do love you more than Cooper, Scott.”

S: Not smiling, “You had better!”