Us: "We have just moved here and the date that the porns were ordered, we had not yet even set up a television!"
Them: "I'm sorry but there is simply no way we can remove those movies from your bill. If we do that for one person, then we must continue to do so each time someone swears that they did not order the adult films."
Us: "But I am 120% sure that no one in my household ordered this when we did not have a television!"
Them: "Every once in a while wires are crossed and your neighbors' selections can wind up on your bill. I can send a technician out to check this for you."
Us: "That would be great. We refuse to pay for another movie that we did not order. I don't care if it is Free Willy or Look at my Willy, we will shut off Comcast!"
Them: "I understand, we do not want to lose a customer. We will try to make sure this does not occur!"
And meanwhile someone on our street is doing the I-got-to-watch-dirty-movies-for-free dance!
Sigh...
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